super kilig quotes (from a friend)

May 21st, 2006 by ajsb

* Hindi ko alam kung bakit ako ganito.
Hindi ko alam kung ano ginawa mo.
Hindi ko alam kung bakit ikaw ang pinili ko.
Pero ito lang ang alam kong totoo.
Ikaw lng ang minahal ko nang ganito.

 

*Alam mo,minsan di ko alam kung bakit di ka nagtetext.
Nagtitipid ka ba?
Walang time?
O nagpapamiss?
Kasi alam mo, kung nag-papamiss ka lang, effective!!!

*Masasaktan ka ba kung iiwas ako sayo?
Kung kakalimutan kita?
Kung magmamahal ako
ng iba? Siguro hindi.
Pero bago ko gawin yun, gusto kong malaman mo na ako masasaktan sa gagawin ko.

* Nangyari na ba minsan yung iyak ka ng iyak dahil sa isang taong mahal mo,
dahil sinaktan ka niya?
Ang sakit sakit, talagang sobrang sakit
tapos maiinis ka na lang dahil tatawag siya at
Hello pa lang niya, napatawad mo na.

*Natagpuan mo na ba yung tsinelas ng buhay mo?
Yung the right one for you? Alam mo sayang.
Yung sa akin kasi nawala pa.

Saan ka ba kasi pumunta?

* Diba masakit kapag inagawan ka?
Diba masakit kapag niloko ka?
Diba masakit kapag pinaasa ka?
Pero mas masakit kung umiiwas sha kahit na ramdam na ramdam mong mahal na mahal ninyo ang isa’t isa.

* Minsan ang love ay parang ibon. Kailangan pakawalan, kailangan palayain.
Babalik yun kung sayo pero kung hindi, hayaan mo na.
Baka mas masaya sya sa piling ng iba.

* Hindi na kita nahintay kasi napagod na ako.

Ayoko nang masaktan kaya hindi na ako umasa.
I’ll try to move on pero babagalan ko.
BAKA SAKALING MAHABOL MO PA KO.

* Sabi nila gago ako. Kasi daw ikaw ang mahal ko!
Nasasaktan na raw, sige pa rin ako.

Madami pa daw iba, lumingon lang ako,Tama sila.
Madami pa nga diyan. Kaso may problema.
MAHAL KO BA SILA?

* Paano kung isang araw iwan na talaga kita?
Hahabulin mo ba ako?
Uubusin mo ba ang oras mo makita mo lang ako?
Iiyakan mo ba ako kasi mahal mo ko?
Hindi siguro kc kung iicpin ko, pang ilang balik ko na ba to?

* Mahirap magkunwari na masaya ka.
Mahirap tumawa kahit nasasaktan ka na.
Pero ang pinakamahirap sa lahat ay ang
magmahal ng iba para lang makalimutan sya.

* Bakit ang tao pag mahal mo, iiwan ka?
Kapag iniwan mo, mamahalin ka?
Pag mahal mo, siya lang talaga.
Pero sya naman, may mahal ng iba! Ang sakit, no?

T*ngina kasing pag-ibig yan!! NAUSO PA! Paking Sh*t!

Our Friendster Mobs is on TechCrunch!

May 18th, 2006 by ajsb

Fmobs

Found at TechCrunch

New Yahoo.com

May 16th, 2006 by ajsb

I like the new look of Yahoo.com, it’s clean and most of the needed information are easy to find. My opinion… Whats your take? :)

New_yahoo_home_page

JS Email Address Obfuscator

May 9th, 2006 by ajsb

Might be useful to web geeks :)

Want to see and use the new Yahoo! Mail Beta?

April 25th, 2006 by ajsb

A good friend taught me how to enable your new Yahoo! Mail Beta. Just follow these simple steps:

 

Yahoomailbeta_1

Changing your OLD Yahoo! Mail to the NEW Yahoo! Mail BETA (You have to be logged-in)
1) On the upper right corner click "Options"
2) On your left navigation bar click on "Account Information"
3) You will be asked for your Yahoo! Mail Password
4) You will be asked to accept Yahoo! Terms of Service, click on "I accept"
5) Sometimes you will be asked for your Yahoo! Mail Password again (If not, go to step #6)
6) On the Yahoo! Account Info - under Member Information, click on "Edit" link on the right side
7) On the General Preference page, click on the Language & Content link, in my case it was "English - United States"
8) Change this new setting to "English - United Kingdom"
9) Again, you will be asked to accept Yahoo! Terms of Service, click on "I accept"
10) Click on the "Finished" button on the upper right hand
11) Click on the "Try Yahoo! Mail Beta"
12) Finished!

Enjoy your new Yahoo! Mail Beta ;)

Give me your initial thoughts and comments… Me? I find it cool, but the ads are soooo annoying! :(

the real meaning of words…

April 25th, 2006 by ajsb

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET’S RECOUNT

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I M A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Ang gusto kong love… :D

April 24th, 2006 by ajsb

Ang gusto kong love

Yung masarap magbigay nang backrub

Yung hindi mahihiyang makipaghalikan sa taxicab

Yun, yun ang masarap na love

 

Ang gusto kong love

Yung tipong pipigilan ka mag-yosi

Di ka papayagang mag-sindi

Kaya matututo kang maglumlum nang candy

Kasi nga, bawal na sayo magyosi

Allergic daw sya sa yosi

Tapos magmomonologue nang:

"Magyoyosi ka na naman? Kakayosi mo lang, ah

Nagyosi ka na nga bago kumain

Magyoyosi ka pa pagkatapos kumain

Pang-apat na stick mo na yan

Akala ko ba sabi mo di ka na magyoyosi?

Di mo ata ako love, eh."

Pero actually

Lahat nang tao sa bahay nila, adik sa yosi

Nanay nya, tatay nya, mga kuya nya

Allergy-allergy

Meron bang allergy sa yosi?

Alam nyo yun, yung tipong

Gusto nya lang masabi nang mga tao na

"O kita nyo, napasunod nya yung boyfriend nya"

Yung tipong ganun ka-controlling

Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love

Medyo controlling.

 

Ang gusto kong love

Yung hindi mahihiyang magpalibre

Kahit compared sayo, yung allowance nya doble

Yung pagmanonood kayo nang sine

Hinding-hindi maglalabas nang wallet

Hihintayin kang magbayad para sa ticket

Kaya kahit para sa bulsa mo masakit

Iisipin mo na lang

"Ayos lang, love ko naman

Pero sana,
sya naman gumastos paminsan-minsan."

Yung tipong ganun na love

Kasi feeling ko, pagnahihiya sya gastusin ang pera mo

Nahihiya rin syang tanggapin ang love mo

Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.

Medyo magastos.

 

Ang gusto kong love

Yung tipong pagkasama nyo ang barkada mo

Biglang makikipagkwentuhan sa iyo tunkol

Sa mga topics na hindi naman alam nang barkada mo

Para lang ma-alienate ang
barkada mo

And just to show it to them na

Meron na kayong sariling mundo.

Yung tipong biglang makikipagkwentuhan sayo

Tunkol sa plans nyo na mag-out-of-town this summer

O kaya tungkol dun sa movie date nyo

Na as usual ay ikaw ang nagbayad

So hindi tuloy makakasabay yung mga barkada mo sa usapan

Dahil kayong dalawa lang ang nagkakaintindihan

Kaya susubukan mong ibahin ang topic

Pero ibabalik nya dun sa plano nyong
pumunta nang Subic

O kaya bigla nyang maiisipan na i-update ka

Tunkol sa buhay-buhay nang mga friends nya

Kaya yung mga friends MO, naka-tanga

Kasi kayong dalawa lang ang tawa nang tawa

Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.

Medyo elitista.

 

Ang gusto kong love

Yung mumurahin ka sa text pag hindi ka nakapagreply

Kasalanan mo bang maubusan nang load

Sa gitna nang immersion nyo sa Sitio Payonggayong

Sa gitna nang Mindoro Occidental?

(Tunog nang Text: Tutututut-tututut)

"Hi, LOVE. WHAT R U DOING?"

(Tunog nang text)

"HEY, BAKIT DI KA REPLY. SAD FACE."

(Tunog nang text)

"HMPH. BUSY KA ATA. SIGE GUDNAYT NA."

(Tunog nang text)

"P########MO HAY## KA. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE
YOU. OK FINE, WAG KA MAGREPLY. NAGSESEX KAYO NO? NAGSESEX KAYO NO? P### KA.
G#G#!"

(Tunog nang text)

"Hoy. Sorry na. Ikaw kasi eh. Di ka nagrereply. Sorry po.
Mwah."

Yung tipong ganun

Yung tipong kaya naimbento ang SUN CELLULAR

Para sa ganung klase nang love

Yung tipong ganun na love

Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.

Medyo demanding.

 

Ang gusto kong love

Ang gusto kong love yung pagnasa simbahan kayo

Sa gitna nang misa

Uutusan kang magflex nang bicep mo

Tapo s pagpapraktisan nang suntok nya

Palakas nang palakas, tapos magtatanong pa

"Masakit ba?"

Ikaw naman, parang tanga

"Hindi, Sige, lakasan mo pa"

Pero sa totoo lang, naiiyak ka na

Kasi mga muscles mo namamaga na

Hanggang bukas, braso mo manhid pa

Yun. Yun ang tipo kong love.

Medyo mahilig sa boxing.

 

Ang tipo kong love

Yung makikipag-agawan pa para sa last piece of pizza

Yung kinikilig pag ika’y kumakanta

Yung ang tawag sa mommy mo, "Tita"

 

Yung memorized ang schedule mo every semester

Yung alam kahit na plate number

Nang kotse nang kuya mong Wheelers International Member

 

Yung makikiprint nang thesis nya

Tunkol sa POSTMODERN THEORIES ON THE TRI-MEDIA

Kasi nang-hihinayang daw sya

Baka daw maubos ang ink nila

 

Yung tatanungin ka kung sino ang mas gusto mo ma-i-kama

Sya ba o si Jen Rosendhal ba?

Tapos maiinis pag sumagot ka.

Naman, si Jen yun eh. Ano naman ineexpect nya?

 

Ang gusto kong love?

Yung sa akin lang sya in-love.

New Friendster Homepage

April 24th, 2006 by ajsb

Check it out. Please suggest and comment ;)

Newf

Sorry

April 24th, 2006 by ajsb

Nice line from a famous local band - "Cueshe"

"Feels like everything’s undone
Peace of mind still i haven’t found
And time will heal those broken mends
I know it will come, but when will it end…"

What is the real meaning of MARRIAGE? :p

March 17th, 2006 by ajsb

1. Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence).

2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

3. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and  the woman gets her masters.

4. Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

5. Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of  marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the  NEIGHBOR listens.

6. Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has,  you wish you had ordered that instead.

7. There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found  himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

8. A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband  gives and  the wife takes.

9. Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don’t  know son,  I’m still paying for it.

10. Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son,EVERYWHERE!

11. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

12. They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage,  it is  love; after marriage it is self-defense.

13. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why But when a 10-year  married man looks happy, we wonder why.

14. There was this lover who said that he would go through hell  for her.  They got married, and now he is going through HELL.

16. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him  keep her.

17. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in  Europe.

18. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.  They just  can’t face each other, but they still stay together.

19. Marriage is man and a woman become one. The trouble starts when they try  to decide which one.

20. Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After the marriage  the "Y" becomes silent.

21. I married Miss right; I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

22. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men, it  only  seems longer.

23. Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

24. A man was complaining to a friend: I HAD IT ALL-MONEY, A BEAUTIFUL  HOUSE, THE LOVE OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THEN POW! IT WAS ALL GONE. WHAT  HAPPENED, asked his friend. He says MY WIFE FOUND OUT.

25. WIFE: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight. HUSBAND: OK, but if you  get home before I do, leave the hallway  lights on.

26. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another: AREN’T YOU WEARING YOUR  RING ON THE WRONG FINGER? The other replied, YES, I, AM. I MARRIED THE WRONG  MAN.

27. Man is incomplete until he gets married, then he is finished.

28. It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he  still ends  up with the same boss.

29. A man inserted an ad in the paper - WIFE WANTED. The next day he  received a hundred of letters and they all said the same thing - YOU CAN HAVE MINE.

30. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is.